- paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.
(Source: banjo-heyworth, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds, via thebitchcalledkarma)
(via fakes-smiless)
- parents: why are you awake so early
- me: who said i went to sleep
(via kushandwizdom)

(Source: everything-bieber, via dabieberconda)
(Source: jayspenis, via tomstantrums)



